Daft Punk album. Justin Timberlaje album.

Oo so thick. I guess that’s why they call them a “fatty”.

Sometimes it takes a lot for me to put a bra on. I feel like that’s the “time-to-start-your-day” signal.

I really like alcohol and caffeine.

suchalittlenerd

Does anyone ever say…

“Yo. I’m addicted to weed. Gotta get off that shit. It’s ruining my life.”?

LEGALIZE DAT SHIT

Life Rule #1

These are in no order.

Only use the word “amazing” when something is TRULY “amazing”. Don’t throw it around.

Nothing here makes sense anymore. It’s just a mess.

Some people have some pretty fucked up definitions of the phrase “best friend”