Daft Punk album. Justin Timberlaje album.
Oo so thick. I guess that’s why they call them a “fatty”.
Sometimes it takes a lot for me to put a bra on. I feel like that’s the “time-to-start-your-day” signal.
I really like alcohol and caffeine.
Does anyone ever say…
“Yo. I’m addicted to weed. Gotta get off that shit. It’s ruining my life.”?
LEGALIZE DAT SHIT
Life Rule #1
These are in no order.
Only use the word “amazing” when something is TRULY “amazing”. Don’t throw it around.
Nothing here makes sense anymore. It’s just a mess.
Some people have some pretty fucked up definitions of the phrase “best friend”